"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to cure your vampire.
She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to cure your vampire Fifty ways to cure your vampire
Just hit him with a spell, Nell; Kick him in the head, Fred; Cure him with a curse, nurse; And set the boy free.
Send him to a gypsy, Nipsy; Get him with a wish, Trish; Zap him with a charge, Marge; Just listen to me!
50 Ways To Cure Your Vampire
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to cure your vampire.
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to cure your vampire
Fifty ways to cure your vampire
Just hit him with a spell, Nell;
Kick him in the head, Fred;
Cure him with a curse, nurse;
And set the boy free.
Send him to a gypsy, Nipsy;
Get him with a wish, Trish;
Zap him with a charge, Marge;
Just listen to me!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.