Everyone Else Is Doing It
Jan. 25th, 2006 04:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Ten ways to know you're reading a
desoto_hia873 fic:
1. You can't see it. It's not there because I haven't written it yet, so it exists only inside my head.
2. It's probably 100 words long.
3. It's genfic and smutless.
4. It doesn't deviate very far from canon.
5. Despite my username, there's no guarantee that Spike will actually be in it.
6. It stars a very minor character.
7. There's a reasonable chance that the minor character is Marcie.
8. The last paragraph is a one-liner.
9. If it got an avalanche of comments, it's bad!fic.
10. Did I mention the complete lack of smut?
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1. You can't see it. It's not there because I haven't written it yet, so it exists only inside my head.
2. It's probably 100 words long.
3. It's genfic and smutless.
4. It doesn't deviate very far from canon.
5. Despite my username, there's no guarantee that Spike will actually be in it.
6. It stars a very minor character.
7. There's a reasonable chance that the minor character is Marcie.
8. The last paragraph is a one-liner.
9. If it got an avalanche of comments, it's bad!fic.
10. Did I mention the complete lack of smut?