The Highway of Life

I dunno - should I tell Jim about this?

desoto_ hia 873 Highway Contentment Meadows 7 Tower of Commitment 20 Mt. Happiness 38 Valley of Depression 150 Bog of Eternal Marriage 473 Please Drive Carefully

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Where are you on the highway of life?

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Bad!fic Mockathon - Part 2

My mock of theohara's That's What It's All About, written for jedi_penguin's Second Annual Buffy Badfic Mockathon. The original story is in normal font; the mocky bits are in bold.

theohara's story is rated R; the mock is PG-13.

Note: spikeizsohawt is my teenage alter-ego and pseudonym for my bad!fic entry Bell of the Ball.

Usual Disclaimer: Joss likes fanfic. He said so. Of course, he might think this was a little weird.

Morally Obligatory Disclaimer: Sincerest apologies and no offense meant to Ryan Seacrest.

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Scene: A large auditorium filled with chattering people. Three chairs are arranged in a semi-circle on the stage.

Theme music: *plays*

Audience: *applauds*

Curtains: *part to reveal a man, a middle-aged woman, and a very young teenager*

Ryan Seacrest: Thissss... is [voice echo effect] Fan!Fic!!Forum!!! My name is Ryan Seacrest, we're coming at ya live, and we’ve got a great, great show for you tonight. Our guest panellists this evening are the esteemed fanfic authors spikeizsohawt and desoto_hia873.

spikeizsohawt: *deer in headlights*

desoto_hia873: *smiles* *guides spikeizsohawt to seat and pushes her down into it*

( General pandemonium here follows. )