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I came home today to find two messages on my voicemail, both left by the same very indignant woman.

Message #1: "When you call a wrong number, the least you should do is leave a message and apologise!"
Message #2: (assorted clicking sounds) "Isn't this fun?!? You should teach your children not to do this!!"

I live alone. I don't have children. I was at work all day. The hell?

Then my internet went down for a couple of hours.

Clearly, work of the devil.